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1 evening i will come 2 ur room, lock the door, turn off the lights, join u in bed. I'll come closer 2 u, my lips near ur face.... and I'll shout: have a gr8 night
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An Aeroplane asks a Rocket
How is that you can fly so fast?
The Rocket replies you will know the pain, when they put fire at your back!
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Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA and PANTY.
Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is notallowed!
Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon?
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True meanings of 'GIRL'
'G' - GOSSIP may sab se aagey..
'I' - INNOCENT sirf shakal se..
'R' - RONE ki automatic machine..
'L' - LARAI may sab ki maa...
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Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me.
I don’t know how she got my no,
She interrupts whenever I call someone
and says “Please Recharge Your Card”
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Santa joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Santa : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
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Aik Charsi Eyes Donate Kerne gaya,
After operation,
Dr. Asks:
Kuch kehna Chahte ho?
Charsi: Jisko bhi Aankhein Lagaao
Usey bata Dena K
Ye Do Kash laganay
k baad He Khulti Hain
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Santa and Banta were fixing a bomb in a car. Santa : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Banta : Dont worry, I have one more.
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Man: Sardarji where were U born? Sardarji: Punjab.
Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar.
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Ladki ke aankh marne par ladke ke Paon jami par nahi parte or
Ladke ke aakh marne par ladki ke chappal jami par nahi parte.
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