Jokes
SEARCH
 
Other Categories
Children
Santa Banta
Funny Jokes
Political Jokes
Shayari
Thoughts
Adult Jokes
Santa Banta [A]
Husband And Wife [A]
General
What do cars do at the disco?
Ans: Brake dance!
 
Sahil Malhotra
Sahil
Joke: 137
Classified: 10
What's the definition of a monster?
Someone who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!
 
Sahil Malhotra
Sahil
Joke: 137
Classified: 10
Breaking news from Lahore:
Due to an electricity failure in Lahore's biggest shopping mall, pakistani citizens were stuck on the escalator for almost eight hours!
 
Sahil Malhotra
Sahil
Joke: 137
Classified: 10
How can you help a hungry begger?
Give him the bread. He will be happy.

How can you help a paki terrorist?
Give a bullet in his head. Everyone will be happy!
 
Sahil Malhotra
Sahil
Joke: 137
Classified: 10
Q. You are locked in a room with a Chinese and a Pakistani. You have a gun with only a single bullet. What will you do?
?
?
?
?
A. First, kill the chinese with the bullet. Then point the gun towards the pakistani and shout loudly 'dishkiyaoon' !
 
Sahil Malhotra
Sahil
Joke: 137
Classified: 10
What are the two things people don't eat for dinner?
?
?
?
?
Breakfast and lunch
 
Sahil Malhotra
Sahil
Joke: 137
Classified: 10
Q: How do a terrorist greets another terrorist?

A: By blowing themselves!
 
Sahil Malhotra
Sahil
Joke: 137
Classified: 10
How do you start a teddy bear race ?
v
v
v
v
Ready, teddy, go !
 
Sahil Malhotra
Sahil
Joke: 137
Classified: 10
What is the most difficult situation u can't resist?
Ans: You have told to sit besides a table having a yummy cake for one hour, but you can't touch it!
 
Sahil Malhotra
Sahil
Joke: 137
Classified: 10
Height of positivity
Ganja: Mai Ganja hua to kya hua..mujhe at least dandruff se to mukti mili hai!
 
Sahil Malhotra
Sahil
Joke: 137
Classified: 10
Preivous 11 12 13 14 15 Next 
 

Articles

Romantic Places in Nagpur Best Spots for Couple

22/06/2026

 Every city has its secret grammar of romance — the bench where someone finally said it, the lakeside where two people decided to stay. Nagpur is no different, except that it keeps this grammar mostly to itself. You won't find it on a sponsored travel listicle. You find it at 7:30 PM on a Tuesday, at the Futala promenade, when the coloured fountain kicks in and two people sitting on that low wall quietly forget they ever had a fight. This is a city that doesn't market its romanticism, which is partly why it survives. Nagpur couples

View All Articles