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Q: Why do chinese and pakistani people put rulers on their foreheads?

A: They want to measure their intelligence!
 
Kapil Maske
Kapil
Joke: 534
Classified: 10
China ne duniya ki sabse oonchi building banana shuru kiya. Sare duniya mein tehelka mach gaya.
American: Ab kya hoga? Lagta hai ab humko china se bhi oonchi building banani padegi.
Indian: Tension mat lo yaar. Yeh made in china hai. Jaise hi building banegi, do deen mein neeche bhi aayegi!
 
Kapil Maske
Kapil
Joke: 534
Classified: 10
Q. On what kind of ships do students prefer to study?

Ans: Scholarships!
 
Kapil Maske
Kapil
Joke: 534
Classified: 10
Q: How do you know if a pakistani has been sending e-mail?

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A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into computer's disk drive!
 
Kapil Maske
Kapil
Joke: 534
Classified: 10
Why does a bed grow longer at night?
Ans: Because two feet are added to it!
 
Kapil Maske
Kapil
Joke: 534
Classified: 10
What does the educated pakistani says?

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Ans: There is no such thing as educated pakistani!
 
Kapil Maske
Kapil
Joke: 534
Classified: 10
Which ten letter word starts with g-a-s?
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Ans: Automobile.
 
Kapil Maske
Kapil
Joke: 534
Classified: 10
FUNNY WARNING on a beer bottle:
Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible!
 
Kapil Maske
Kapil
Joke: 534
Classified: 10
How do you kill a pakistani soldier?
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Ans: Give them a gun an say it is a hair dryer.
 
Kapil Maske
Kapil
Joke: 534
Classified: 10
Q: How many pakistani jokes are there?
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Ans: One - the rest are all true!
 
Kapil Maske
Kapil
Joke: 534
Classified: 10
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