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Rahul Gandhi ko KBC mein invite kiya jata hai.
Amitabh: To yeh raha aap ka sawal.
Q. Which is the first letter of the alphabet?
a. A
b. B
c. C
d. D
Rahul: Bada confuse kar diya yaar. Pehle to yeh batao ki options kaunse hai aur answers kaunse hai!
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Rahul Gandhi ko school mein ek award mil gaya. Teacher ne kaha ki do char shabd thoda bhashan kar do.
Rahul: I want to say thank you not only to my dad and mom but to my parents also!
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Reporter: Rahul jee, 31st December ke baad aapka new year resolution kya hoga?
Rahul: No more day dreaming!
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Eiffel tower ko dekhkar Lalu Prasad kya kehta hai?
Hamare yahaan hota to dusre din chor-bazar mein milta.
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Manmohan Singh apna muh kyon nahin kholta?
Ans: Fevicol ka jod hai, jaldi niklega nahin!
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Lalu prasad patna mein ja raha tha tabhi ek dehati aadmi ne usase madad maangi.
Lalu: Kya hua? Kya madad chahiye?
Dehati: Meri do bhains kho gayi hai. Meri madad karo.
Lalu: Chalo mein tumhare saath chalta hoon. Dono milke dhoondhte hai.
Tabhi samnese mayawati aati hai.
Lalu: Yeh lo, ek bhainswa to mil gayi, ab dusari dhoond te hai!
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Lalu prasad ko kisine ek naya iPhone gift diya.
Lalu: Arre yeh ka kharab phunva diya humko.....lagta hai apple buttonwa lagana bhool gaya!
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When the cat's away......the house smells better !
And when the ministers are away....the country feels better!
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How can you tell that the person on another side of the phone is Rahul Gandhi?
It's very simple. Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.
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Q. How do you confuse Rahul Gandhi?
A. Put him in a circular room and tell him to sit in the corner.
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