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                                                                                                To counter Kiran Bedi as Delhi CM,
 Congress should have promoted Mandira Bedi as Delhi CM.
 
 Why
 
 Because 1 MB is 1024 KB
                                                                                            
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                                                                                                Reporter: Delhi elections ka kya kahenge?
 
 BJP: AAP will lose.
 
 AAP: Definitely we will win.
 
 Congress: Yaar ye Pakode kyu ni aaye abhi tak ?
                                                                                            
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                                                                                                Kya Vidambana hai hamare desh ki
 
 Phoolan Devi Daku ho ker chunao jeet gai thi
 
 aur
 
 Kiran Bedi Police Wali ho ker bhi Chunao haar gai
 
 MERA BHARAT MAHAN
                                                                                            
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                                                                                                Besharmi ki hadh jahan khatam ho
 jati hai
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 .wahan se thoda aage chal kar
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 .Right side main Congress ka office hai.
                                                                                            
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                                                                                                Rs 5 to hear Narendra Modi's speech wasn't a bad deal at all, considering the nation is paying a huge price for Man_mohan Singh's silence!
 
                                                                                            
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                                                                                                Every man is N_arendra Modi before marriage and Man_mohan Singh after marriage!
 
                                                                                            
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                                                                                                Seeing the current scenario in India, we need to change the names of the leading newspapers to
 Jokesatta
 Jungsatta
 Hindustan Crimes
 The Indian Depress
 The Bad Times of India
 Dainik Torture and
 DNA Do Not Ask
                                                                                            
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                                                                                                Delhi election results have made History... a male has beaten a female with a broom!
 
                                                                                            
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                                                                                                I told my wife, I have 12 rupees... Let's go out for dinner tonight.
 She printed a "Congress Symbol" on my face!
 
                                                                                            
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                                                                                                Ram eliminated Ravan R-R
 Krishna eliminated Kansa K-K
 Godse eliminated Gandhi G-G
 Obama eliminated Osama O-O
 
 
 Is there gonna be some connection between Corruption and Congress C-C?
                                                                                            
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