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Santa: Doctor, yeh dawa to kaun se bhi medical stores mein mil naheen rahi hai!
Doctor: Jara parchi dikhao.
Santa: Yeh lo.
Doctor: Arre! Yeh to mera visiting card hai..
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Ek din Santa ne Facebook pe apana account khol diya.
Ab woh soch mein pad gaya ki Facebook ke wall pe kya likhu.
Bahot sochane ke baad usane likha:
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Yahan poster chipkana aur peshab karana mana hai.
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Santa Shopping mall mein takriban 5 ghanta ataka raha.
Kaise ?
Woh escalator pe tha tabhi bijlee chali gayi.
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Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?
Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai ke "Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am - 12am."
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Banta: Honeymoon kaisa raha?
Santa: Mein apane honeymoon ko gaya hi nahi. Tumhara kaise raha.
Banta: Honeymoon bhi hua aur 50 percent savings bhi hogayi.
Santa: Kaise?
Banta: Mein honeymoon ko akela hi chala gaya.
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Santa doctor banana chahta tha, lekin entrance exam mein hi fail hogaya.
Usake sample answers:
Protein: professional teenagers
Virus: Vi naam ke falon ka ras
Chlorofarm: Ek famous Farmhouse
DNA: Do not answer
Evolution: Pollution ka bada bhai
Glucose: Fevicol ka ek prakar
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Ek bar Santa aur Banta raste se ja rahe the. Raste mein unako ek aaina pada hua mila. Santa ne aaine mein apana chehra dekha.
Santa: Arre.. iss chehre ko maine pehle kahin to dekha hai!
Banta: La bhai.. mujhe dekhane de.
Banta ne aaina liya aur usmein dekha.
Banta: Are itani jaldi bhool gaya.. yeh to mein hoon!
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Q: Why Santa bring ladder to the singing class?
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A: Teacher wanted him to sing at a higher level!
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Santa: Yeh Bill Gates ka maths bahut hi kachcha hai..
Banta: Woh kaise?
Santa: Yeh dekhona..Microsoft ne pehle Windows 95 nikala.., then 98, then 7 and ab Windows 8!
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Why did Santa Sing go into the ladies toilet ?
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He wanted to repeat Columbus footsteps to go where no man has been before !
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