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Teacher: OXYGEN is must 4 Breathing… It was discovered in 1773
SARDAR: THANK GOD I WAS BORN AFT THAT.
Sardar: Thank God i was born after that! Pehlay Paida hota to mar jaata
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Aik rikshaw ke peche likha tha k
'SAWAN KA INTAZAR HAI'
Peche se aik truck aya or rikshaw ko oraa dia [hit kia] or us ke peche likha tha 'AYA SAWAN JHOOM KE'.
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Which is the most confussing day in America?
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Fathers day..
coz..
NOBODY knows whom to wish….
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Boy ne hospital me 1 nurse se kaha I LOVE U tumne mera dil chura liya hai
Nurse: sharma kar chal jhote dil ko to hath he nai lagaya humne to kidney churai hai.
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Girl: Tum haftay main kitni bar shave kartay ho?
Boy: haftay mai nai din mai 30 se 40 bar,
Girl: Kya tum pagal ho?
Boy: Nahi, main
” Naaii ” hon..
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Makkhi Mar
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se…
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Bahut sal phle sirf pagl and bevkuf log hi mera sms pdte the and
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Aaj phir ek bar ITIHAAS dohraya racha ja raha hai
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Santa ne PCO pe jate hi PCO wale ko 2 thappad laga diye. Socho kyon?
Because PCO ke bahar likha tha, dial karne se pahle 2 lagaye
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Send Me Mesg On These Time
Morning - 6am To 12pm
Noon - 12pm To 4pm
Evening - 4pm To 8pm
Night - 8pm To 6am
Baki Time Tang Mat Karna Kam Karna Hota Hai
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TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM. What will you call your Mother’s Younger Sister and Elder Sister?
Sardar: So simple, i’ll call them MINIMUM and MAXIMUM
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