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Sonia: Arre rahul baba, itne subah subah kidhar ja rahe ho?
Rahul: Mom, mein to 'vote' daalne ja raha hoon.
Sonia: Lekin beta, election to agle mahine hai!
Rahul: Mujhe pata hai. Aisa na ho ki galati se kisi dusre party ka button daba doon. Isliye rehearsal karne ja raha hoon! Ashirvad dena!!
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What does Manmohan Singh do when he become angry?
Ans: He does nothing!
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Oxford dictionary has finally announced that 'feku' is the most popular word of the year. At first they were not convinced at all that 'feku' word is popular. But after looking at the endless rallies and speeches by Narendra Modi, they immediately announced the decision!
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Narendra Modi aur Rahul Gandhi mein kya fark hai?
Ans: Modi apne dum par party ko chalate hai aur Rahul ko party chalati hai!
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2014 ke election ki sabse badi lekin secret khabar kaun si hai?
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Ans: Manmohan corruption se khud itna pareshan tha ki asal mein usne 'BJP' ko vote daala!!!
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Rahul Gandhi police station mein complaint dene jata hai.
Inspector: Batao Rahul baba, itna kyon pasina pasina ho gaye ho?
Rahul Gandhi: Subah sham koi mera peechha kar raha hai. Mein jidhar bhi jata hoon, woh mere peechhe peeche hi aata hai. Aap uska pata lagao ki woh kaun hai!
Inspector: Aap dariye mat. Hum do deen mein hi pata laga lenge.
Do deen ke baad...
Rahul Gandhi: Inspector saab, pata chala woh kaun hai?
Inspector: Jeen haan. Pata chala hai aur woh tumhari 'shadow' hai!!
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Rahul Gandhi: Mummy, hum sab election haar gaye. Ab aage kya kare?
Sonia: Ab tumhe bade badlaav ki jaroorat hai.
Rahul: Kaunsa badlaav?
Sonia: Ab tu 'horlics' peena chhod de aur 'chai' peena shuru kar de!
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What is the difference between Modi and Nawaz sharif?
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Ans: Modi thinks out of the box and Nawaz is just an empty box!
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Election mein badi haar ke baad:
Mayawati: Arre Lalu, kidhar ja rahe ho?
Lalu: Ganga snan karne ja raha hoon.
Mayawati: Karo karo. Snan karo.
Lalu: Lekin tum car mein kyon baithi ho? Tumhara 'hathi' kidhar gaya..
Mayawati: Modi pakad kar na jaane kaha le gaya hai, hathi ko hi to dhoondh rahi hoon !!
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Pakistan finally decided to launch a satellite on its own. So after many trial and errors, it launched a satellite. The latest news is that after two years, the satellite is still trying to locate the earth!
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