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Santa k Ghar NAVJOT SINGH SIDDHU ki Tasvir Lagi hui Thi.
Banta: Ye Kyon Laga Rakhi Hai?
Santa: LAUGHING BUDDHA Lene Gaya Tha.
Dukandar ne Kaha Ye LATEST Hai.
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Santa and Banta in Examination Hall:
Santa: Exam Sheet pe Starting main kya likh Don?
Banta: "Is Answer Sheet Pe jo bhi likha hoga Wo kisi Ques aur Teacher aur School se related nahin hain And ye sub imiginary aur iska ksi se koi Sarokar Nahin Hai"
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Inspector 2 Santa:
Phansi Se Pehly, Bata Teri Aakhri
Khwahish Kia Ha?
Santa:Mery Pair Uper Or Sir Neechy kr
K Phansi De Do.
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Sardar: in my dreams rats play football every night.
DR: take this tablet you will be ok.
Sardar: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
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TiTU jab exam dene gaye to wo apne saath plumber ko kyun le gaye?? Kyunki TiTu ko khabar mili thi ki Exam paper leek ho gaya h....
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Ek Sardarji Doosre Se,
Main aur Meri Girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain:
Doosra: Wow, Shaadi Kab hai?
Sardar: Meri 7 Oct 2016 ko
Aur uski 13 Nov 2016 ko...............
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Sardar:Aaj main ne apni bivi ko kisi or k sath cinema jaty huy dekha.
Dost:To un k pechy q nahi gya?
Sardar:Yaar main ne wo film 4 bar dekhi hoi thi:
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Santa was riding on a horse,
He jumped the red light and a cop whistles'
Santa lifts the tail of horse and says,
"Le Karle Number Note"..
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Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank.
Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled Red Wine,
Happily they drank and went away.
Next day Headline aai: Blood Bank lutya gya.
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Santa Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala
Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi
Kyun...
Kyun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The..
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