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                                                                                                Santa In a Plane
 Feels Vomiting and ask 4 a
 Vomit Bag, Air Hostess
 Gives Him The Bag After
 Few Minutes When She
 Comes Back Evry1 Was
 Vomiting Except Sardar g
 She Was Surprisd and Askd
 "Santa g In Sab ko Kia Hua?"
 Santa: "Me Ulti Kiti Ena Lokan
 Nu Buri Lagi Te Me Wapis Pee Gya ... "
                                                                                            
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                                                                                                Banta Singh: "Yaar Santa,
 Last Year The Name-Plate Outside ur House Read Santa Singh B.A.
 This Year It Read Santa Singh M.A.,
 Wen Did u Finish urs Masters Degree?
 Santa Singh: "You Don''t Understand.
 Last Year My Wife Died,
 I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again.
 Den I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is Married Again
                                                                                            
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                                                                                                Santa aur us Banta tange mai beth kr ja rhe the
 k achanak ghodi ne gobar kr dia.
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 Yeh dekh kr santa banta se kehne laga
 dekho dunia kitni tezi se tarki kr rhi hai
 yaha bi kima nikalne ki mashin laga di.
                                                                                            
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                                                                                                Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukda Utha Kar Use Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha.
 
 Banta- Kya Dekh Rahe He??
 
 Santa- Dekh Raha Hu Ye Leak Kaha Se Ho Raha He!!
                                                                                            
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                                                                                                Sardar Apne Ghar Ka
 Darwaza Kandhe Pe Utha
 Kr Ja Raha Tha ..
 Kisi Ne Poocha
 Sardar g Kithy Ja Rhy Ho ???
 Sardar g Ne Kaha:
 Tala Khulwane ...
                                                                                            
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                                                                                                Maths Teacher Was Teaching
 Mathematical Conversions
 Teacher-If 1000 Kgs- Ton.
 Then , For 3000 Kgs
 How Much?
 Santa-
 Ton!Ton!Ton!
                                                                                            
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                                                                                                Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
 Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
 
 Santa: Kyaa..
 
 Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"
                                                                                            
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                                                                                                Santa apni biwi k office gaya
 to usne dekha k uski biwi
 boss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi.
 
 Santa:- Chal LAajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna
 jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho
                                                                                            
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                                                                                                Santa ke ghar Ladki ne janam liya..
 Banta: jab ladki badi hogi to ladke ise chedenge.
 Santa: Maine iska intejaam kar liye hai.
 Banta: kya kiya?
 Santa: Ladki ka naam DIDI rakh diya hai..............
                                                                                            
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                                                                                                Banta ped pe chada to upr baithey
 Bandar ne poocha: Upr kyu aya?
 Banta: Apple khane.
 Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
 Banta: Pata hai, Apple sath laya hu.
                                                                                            
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